Dear Diary,
Top ten things I hate about blogs
10. when people apologize for not blogging in a while
9. when said people false promise to be back for good
8. people that mention God as part of their interests in their profile section
7. when people mention their mood, e.g., sassy, sad, hopeful...wretch
6. grammatical mistakes (not capitalizing is cool, get off me)
5. self-importance
4. when people don't give enough detail about some personal problem. if you're going to mention it on your blog, explain the whole situation. don't tease me.
3. blogs without pictures.
2. long paragraphs with no point, ugh
And the #1 thing i hate about blogs
1. blogging about how great your kids are. everyone thinks their kids are great. evolution says if you don't, then you might eat them. then your dna would be in your stomach and you wouldn't be passing it along as you might have hoped.
3 comments:
Is it ok to blog about how great your pets are?
if your pet is andie, definitely!!!
We want more of Greta's funny stuff!
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